The Rabbit & the Bear
An enchanted frog leapt out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and found himself in a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest, he possessed the powers of magic.
The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and he thought to himself, This is not right, all creatures should live in peace. He stopped the bear and rabbit and told them that if they would stop chasing each other he would give them each three wishes.
The bear thought for a second and wished that all the rest of the bears in the forest were female. And suddenly it was done! All the other bears in the forest were now female.
Next the rabbit wished for a crash helmet. And suddenly it was done! The rabbit was holding a small crash helmet firmly in one paw. The bear looked at the rabbit wondering why he would want a crash helmet.
The bear thought for a second to ensure he would make a good second wish, while thinking he had not asked for enough on the first wish. So he wished that all the rest of the bears in the country were female. And again - it was done! All the other bears in the entire country were now female.
For his second wish, the rabbit wished for a motorcycle. And again the rabbits wish was granted and he was standing beside a motorbike.
Now the bear stepped back and looks at the rabbit in amazement. How dumb is this rabbit? he thought to himself. All he had to do was wish for money and he could buy all the motorcycles he could ever desire. This has to be the dumbest creature I have ever seen, thought the bear.
For the bear's final wish and he took a long minute to think and to ensure sure he does not waste it. And he slightly regretted that he did not ask for enough on his first two wishes. Finally he came to a decision and wished that all the other bears in the whole world were female. And once again - his wish was promptly granted.
Next the rabbit put his helmet firmly on his head and jumped on the bike. He turns around and smiles. Then he said, " For my final wish, I wish that bear was gay."