submitted by Tony Fahling
This fella was pulled over for speeding. When the cop asked to see the guys licence and registration, the guy replied "Can't! The car's stolen. Also, I have a loaded pistol in the glovebox and there's a dead body in the trunk."
The cop stepped back and called for back-up. The supervisor arrived and asked if he could see the man's licence and registration.
The guy answered, "Certainly;" and handed the documents over.
The supervisor asked if he could open the glovebox because he had reason to believe there was a gun in it. The guy opened it and said "Look! There's no gun in my glovebox."
Supervisor responded "Are you going to tell me that there isn't a dead body in the trunk either?"
The guy replied. "Of course, there's no dead body in my trunk!"
The supervisor shook his head saying; "I'm confused, this officer back here told me this car was stolen, there was a loaded pistol in the glovebox and that there was a dead body in the trunk.."
The guy answered "Great! I'll bet that lying bastard even told you I was speeding."