The Glass Eye Bet
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
The bartender says,
So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. The bartender is annoyed, but pays the man his fifty dollars and the man leaves the bar, a little bit richer..
He comes back half an hour later and says,
Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says,
So he takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye. The bartender, now annoyed, pays him his money and he leaves the bar.
Half an hour later he returns.
The bartender knows that this is impossible, so she agrees to the bet and puts a glass exactly fifteen feet away.
The man climbs up on the bar and pees everywhere but the glass.He happily pays a smiling bartender one hundred dollars.
Bewildered, the bartender asks the man why he is so happy.