Jokes Menu - Series 4

What Sex are Inanimate Objects?

Ziploc Bags:

male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

Shoes:

male, because they are usually unpolished, with their tongues hanging out.

Photocopier:

female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

Tire:

male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.

Hot Air Balloon:

male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it.. and, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponge:

female, because it is soft and squeezable and retains water.

Subway:

male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass:

female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer:

male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 10,000 years but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control:

female, because it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying

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