Just A Year to Live
The doctor told him:
"I'm so sorry. I've double checked the results. You only have a year to live.
He was shaken, but he managed to ask:
"Is there anything that can be done?"
The doctor answered:
"There's absolutely nothing that can be done medically, but I do have some suggestions you might want to consider."
Desperately he said:
"Doctor. I'll do anything. Just tell me what to do."
The doctor nodded, and replied:
"Go out an buy yourself a 1977 Dodge pickup truck."
"Get married to the ugliest woman you can find."
"Then move with her into a trailer park in the Oklahoma panhandle."
Shocked, he asked:
"Doctor, how is that going to make me live longer."
The doctor shook his head sadly and said:
"It won't. But it will make this next year seem to last forever."