Top 10 Problems of Being a Man
- You have to take out the garbage.
- The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
- No sofas in your rest rooms.
- External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
- Even if you get your head caught in an industrial woodchipper, you're not allowed to cry.
- James Bond movies only come out every two years.
- Ribbed for her pleasure, not yours.
- You have to wear ties.
- You can't flirt your way out of a jam.
- "Women and children first"